[It's a good thing this is immediately post-bump, because if it wasn't Jesse'd have smeared his pretty-lady-in-progress by laughing.]
Country shit, I like that. Oh man-- [He turns back to his work.] I don't get what the big deal is about vampires anyway. Like... They're dead, yo, pretty sure that's like the top of my list of reasons not to wanna bang someone. A dealbreaker, no-fly zone, whatever--
[Aren't they supposed to be really cold, too? What kinda chick wants cold hands all over their boobs? Because he knows from experience that it's not fun, like, at all.
Like he could resist poking at them while he'd had them. COME ON.]
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Country shit, I like that. Oh man-- [He turns back to his work.] I don't get what the big deal is about vampires anyway. Like... They're dead, yo, pretty sure that's like the top of my list of reasons not to wanna bang someone. A dealbreaker, no-fly zone, whatever--
[Aren't they supposed to be really cold, too? What kinda chick wants cold hands all over their boobs? Because he knows from experience that it's not fun, like, at all.
Like he could resist poking at them while he'd had them. COME ON.]