[John hesitates. He actually isn't sure if it's an exaggeration. He only knows how he handled things, and it might be harder or easier for other people. Probably harder, since they'd probably have different titles if they had played Sburb themselves...] Just, uh. Try to stay calm? I never got a manual or anything so I can't really be sure how it works, just how I worked it, y'know?

[He already decided it's creepy, geez! John nods back once and, carefully, lays the gun on the ground. He has no idea where to start with unloading it or putting the safety on, so he just hopes putting it off to the side of the hall is enough, for now. Hopefully no crazies come up and swipe it.]

Uh. So. I didn't hear about this one. How long do you think it'll last?