[Wash can tell that Ned is uncomfortable. Well, it's something he's more or less noticed from the very beginning of the interaction, but it seems like Ned just gets even more uncomfortable with every second that passes, and that doubles when he gets a question tossed his way.

It...makes him feel kind of bad. No matter how confused he is by this whole ordeal, Wash starts to sympathize with him and just nods like he totally gets it. Even if he absolutely doesn't.]

Okay then. That's fine, I was just... It was just a suggestion.

[Running his hand awkwardly through his hair, he suffers with a fair amount of his own discomfort now, feeling awkward just standing there.]

Uh, well, if you don't feel like making a pie, you could just ask for one instead?

[Is that a helpful suggestion? He hopes so. And he'd be totally willing to join Ned in eating any pie he asked Wonderland for.]