It's truly a thing of beauty. It's not the easiest thing to get pigs smuggled into a public school, but hey, apparently it's something he's good at. Really good at, apparently. Bucky just wishes he had figured that out years ago... Think of all the arrests he could have gotten erased from his record! Ah well, he's about to make up for it in one fell swoop.

Bucky's all laughter and wheezing when Two-y almost takes out a poor freshman from behind as it rockets down the hallway.

"Hoo man... Guess someone needs to call the other oinkers." He prays James is on duty today and has to come deal with this. Watching his cousin try and wrestle a pig will be the highlight of his week as he waits in jail for the next twenty-four hours.