"They made Wizard of Oz into a movie?" He used to read it to his sister when they still lived together. "Man, I got a lotta catchin' up to do..." Turning his attention back on the screen, there's.... sand. Lots of sand and the color is almost blinding to him.

"Damn. You guys are so much better with visual effects. Every robot I ever seen looks like they taped cardboard to a person."