[ She shrugs and crosses her arms, acting like they're having a normal, everyday conversation and not like she's threatening to crush his trachea any minute now. His hand on her ankle is of no concern. Really, it's kind of cute. ] I'm not trying to get you to talk about her. That would imply I gave a damn about your lovely wife.

But, if anything, well. [ Another nonchalant shrug. ] You've just proven how boring she is if she's not even worth mentioning. Wouldn't be surprised if that's the reason for your current inebriated state.

[ Mystique gives a dramatic sigh, her eyelashes batting innocently as she looks away. ] Some relationship you must be in if you're not taking every opportunity you can to be disgustingly sweet and proclaim your everlasting love. So yes, I think I'll go with boring.

[ Come on, little fishy. Take the bait. Because she'd just love to hear about this mystery woman that probably exists only in his imagination. ]