He laughs, already prepared to shoot her down.

"Please. They're perfect for when it's too warm for a big jacket but it's still kind of chilly out," he says, "like on a cool spring night. Pretty sure everyone still needs sweaters after winter."

Or at least he does. They're warm and cuddly and he's certain he could find an excuse to wear one in the heat of summer if he wanted to - or at least, he could and has sold it to others as a good idea.