[Wirt is definitely not even a little comfortable with how they're supposed to be using the hot springs. The concept is nice in theory, but he is definitely not going to be disrobing in front of anyone if he can help it. Taking a bath with other people is just mortifying, and Wirt refuses.
Unfortunately, he also wants to not be gross and disgusting, and his only option for that is hot spring...which is why he's sneaking off to it at one in the morning. Surely everyone else will be asleep and he'll be the only one there and no one will be the wiser. It's a perfect plan.
He might not stand out quite as much without his usual hat and cape, but he has his yukata wrapped (incorrectly, right over left) tightly around him and he's trying to be as quiet as possible as he sneaks down the hall. He wouldn't want to wake anyone up, after all - they might realize what he was doing and that would be absolutely mortifying.]
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Unfortunately, he also wants to not be gross and disgusting, and his only option for that is hot spring...which is why he's sneaking off to it at one in the morning. Surely everyone else will be asleep and he'll be the only one there and no one will be the wiser. It's a perfect plan.
He might not stand out quite as much without his usual hat and cape, but he has his yukata wrapped (incorrectly, right over left) tightly around him and he's trying to be as quiet as possible as he sneaks down the hall. He wouldn't want to wake anyone up, after all - they might realize what he was doing and that would be absolutely mortifying.]