[Luckily, he doesn't have to wake Dipper up. Dipper's been up all night, stalking the halls and trying to find ghosts.
This is not the greatest plan he's ever had. An overtired Dipper makes mistakes. Like eating his own shirt or making deals with demons. He's not quite at that point yet, since it's just been one night, but he is tired enough that when he sees a flicker of movement, he's certain that it's finally time, finally the ghost he's been waiting for.]
DIE YOU HORRIBLE UNDEAD SPIRIT! ....AGAIN, SINCE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!
[Watch out, Wirt, you have a water balloon filled with anointed water going straight at your face.]
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This is not the greatest plan he's ever had. An overtired Dipper makes mistakes. Like eating his own shirt or making deals with demons. He's not quite at that point yet, since it's just been one night, but he is tired enough that when he sees a flicker of movement, he's certain that it's finally time, finally the ghost he's been waiting for.]
DIE YOU HORRIBLE UNDEAD SPIRIT! ....AGAIN, SINCE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!
[Watch out, Wirt, you have a water balloon filled with anointed water going straight at your face.]