[It's too late. The water balloon collides with his face mid-sentence and absolutely soaks him. He shakes his head and coughs, spitting out any water that got in his mouth, and when he looks at the culprit...oh. Of course it's Dipper.]
Really? Really? [Then he sighs because yes, really.] I-I'm not a spirit, or...or undead, or whatever.
[This time though, he wisely decides not to mention the previous gnome accusations right away.]
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[It's too late. The water balloon collides with his face mid-sentence and absolutely soaks him. He shakes his head and coughs, spitting out any water that got in his mouth, and when he looks at the culprit...oh. Of course it's Dipper.]
Really? Really? [Then he sighs because yes, really.] I-I'm not a spirit, or...or undead, or whatever.
[This time though, he wisely decides not to mention the previous gnome accusations right away.]