[Dipper rolls his eyes.] Yeah, the secret to fighting ghosts is a healthy balance of fiber and calcium.
[Sarcasm is as always, his first defense, especially since he's a little too paranoid to whip out the journal around adults. Or... anyone, really. Trust No One, it said, and Dipper's taken those words to heart.]
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[Sarcasm is as always, his first defense, especially since he's a little too paranoid to whip out the journal around adults. Or... anyone, really. Trust No One, it said, and Dipper's taken those words to heart.]