No, they really aren't - and I doubt I could balance well.

[Notice he has't opted to shift now and test it out, like he normally might. Even the minimal amount of bobbing in the water just from being secured to the dock is enough for James to be sure he'd fall over easily on four skinny hooves.]

I suppose so. The Dreaded Bloody...Liiiighthouse? Hm. [This is an odd combination of words that don't really work well together.] Bloodlight, maybe. Bloodlight Potter. We could start up some legends about you being a sort of siren, and scare off our pirate competition.

[He leaves his hand where it is, since she's got him caught by the wrist, and he snakes his free arm around her waist. The toy sword is mostly forgotten for now. She's certainly lured at least one sailor in.]