[James laughs, and slinks his free hand around her waist.]

No, I think that'd be a bit much. Then Padfoot would have to start calling himself Prongs and how would you ever tell us apart? Granted, you are absolutely the most brilliant person I know, but even you might have some trouble.

[Yes, because certainly no one can tell them apart in their ridiculous costumes. What accurate disguises they're wearing. Such a challenge.]