They're not the sharpest crayons in the box. [He grabs a potato from a cabinet.] Now shoo! Or I'll crush you as easily as I crush this stone!
[He squeezes hard and...
ok, it turns out potatoes are a lot harder to crush than he thought. He squeezes it a few times in his hand and frowns, then turns around and uses Ellie's knife to cut it in half on the counter. He steps aside and gestures boldly.]
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[He squeezes hard and...
ok, it turns out potatoes are a lot harder to crush than he thought. He squeezes it a few times in his hand and frowns, then turns around and uses Ellie's knife to cut it in half on the counter. He steps aside and gestures boldly.]
AHA!