Surface. Like...underground? Dude, did you live under - [It takes him a minute to grasp the full meaning there, aaaand then Alex thumps his chest once with a closed fist to keep an air bubble in his throat from swelling into an obscenely loud belch - which it does regardless. Hope you don't have an acute sense of smell, Sans.]

Hm. Well, y'see, need a whole cast and crew and things. Script supers - supervisor, had one of those. Cameraman. Whole bit.

[He snorts into his glass.] Plus I'd need to direct like a whole...ten yard radius away or somethin'.