[Alex isn't faring much better. He kind of just...sinks into a horizontal position and only realizes belatedly that he's laid out flat on one of the benches that serve as table seating. Nice. No, really, this is good. This is cozy.]

Nf. We can call it a draw. I don't think I can top that. [He shuts his eyes, trying to fight down the vertiginous lurch in his gut.] You're lucky you don't have a liver.

[He cracks one eye open, curious despite himself.] Well that sucks. Guess that's why you don't get games and movies like we do, huh. [And he'd been wondering why that DK reference flew over Boneman's head.]