"Goddamn." Alex whistles, impressed despite himself. Whatever wacky kind of comic book world this not-raccoon comes from, sounds like a real doozy. Unfortunately, it also means that they're probably pretty well fucked in terms of escape attempts.

Still, if they get free guns, it can't be so bad, right? If it weren't for the don't forget, you're here forever footnote, this place would be downright peachy. At least compared to Alex's home.

"Not even like a, a big car or a spaceship or something?"