[She offers the woman a sympathetic grin, guessing that she's new to the whole insanity of Wonderland.] Something strong then. We've got some good bourbon. [Cami's personal drink of choice when it comes to hard times, and she turns to grab the bottle from the shelf along with a glass.]

Oh, don't worry about it. Pretty much everyone goes through the same thing when they get here. Welcome to a world that's literally crazy. [She pours the drink quickly, leaving the bottle out in case Ruby wants more--which she probably will, given the questions she asks.]

Cami, and sadly, yes. Everything in the pamphlet is true, including the part about there being no way home. But hey, there's plenty of free booze?