"Wow. You just- Wow." Harsh much? He feels kind of bad for them now. He was clearly wrong before - grumpy doesn't begin to describe her. It's like talking to a tiny green Morrigan. Except he'd like dealing with Morrigan more if she were that short. Then he could just pick the witch up and drop her someone smelly and leave her there.
Now that's a nice dream. Pity it's not going to happen but he can still speak up on behalf of the triplets, who are shifting from 'weird' to 'horribly victimised'.... OK, they're still weird, with the posing and all moving together like that. But weird people can be victimised too!
"You remind me of someone you know? She doesn't think I can do anything right. And has never had a friend in her life." Something to consider. Turning his attention to the weirdos, Alistair grins and offers, "You remember you're all bigger than her, right? You don't have to do what she says if you don't want to."
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Now that's a nice dream. Pity it's not going to happen but he can still speak up on behalf of the triplets, who are shifting from 'weird' to 'horribly victimised'.... OK, they're still weird, with the posing and all moving together like that. But weird people can be victimised too!
"You remind me of someone you know? She doesn't think I can do anything right. And has never had a friend in her life." Something to consider. Turning his attention to the weirdos, Alistair grins and offers, "You remember you're all bigger than her, right? You don't have to do what she says if you don't want to."