"Shady can be fun," she says. Fake-creepy stuff can be really entertaining, like bad b-movie effects. And who doesn't like bad b-movies? "I'm totally going to take a tour. I don't think the money will matter much after the event anyway." She gestures at the camera in her hand. "And this is my first event with my actual camera."

Be careful, Alex. In about a minute she's going to invite him to take a tour and he better have a good excuse not to if he doesn't want to disappoint her. Besides, who doesn't want to see the world famous Outhouse of Mystery?