"Haha...of course it is, of course!" Stan laughs awkwardly, swatting down a nearby sign that definitely did not imply there was any kind of photography fee. No need to read that. Who needs reading?

"If you need somethin' to do and somewhere to spend your cash, you've come to the right place!" he says. The imminent sale has apparently made him much more cheerful. "For just twenty bucks a piece, you'll get a tour of the most incredible sights you've ever beheld!"

He holds out his hand expectantly though, because he has no trust in his heart at all. "Everyone pays upfront."