"Nah." Alex isn't really a theologian - at least, no more or less than anyone else in the crazed shotgun-toting state of Alabama. He doesn't exactly think highly of his hometown. "I think your maker's more along the lines of Jesus, or something. Pope's like...the official Jesus representative, maybe. I dunno, man. I didn't pay attention when they were teaching that bit."

Sure would be handy to have a couple dozen lightning bolts to dispatch these little pixie bastards, though, that's for sure. Pity Alex can't static them all to death, because he'd be great at doing that.