How scandalous. Max doesn't hide her eyeroll at the dong talk, but does fight down her grin. Regardless, she has to admit that Stan knows his tour stuff, and does a good job at keeping people entertained. She hastily grabs a picture of the 'Sascrotch' as they push forward with the tour.

She raises an eyebrow at the six pack o'lope, an amused smile on her face. "I'm pretty sure it skipped leg day, Stan," she says dryly, intending it more as a well-meaning comment than a heckle.

She makes no remark on whether or not it looks real, though, because she'd like to at least pretend it is. Though that's actually pretty impossible.