( Hook takes a seat next to Barry unceremoniously like he was invited or something. he wasn't, that's fine. he just invites himself places, it's the pirate way. )

Not being wasteful doesn't make it particularly tasty. Though if it was this or rotted fruit, I suppose I'd take this.

( he lifts a brow at the idea someone would swear by twinkies. he doesn't buy it. modern people are weird. )

Who? It has the texture of sea sponge.