Okay, maybe not anyone. If Alistair's jest came to pass and Andraste graced Wonderland with her divine presence to throw snowballs at him from behind a bush, he'd be a little weirded out. Anyone aside from Andraste, though.
A lengthy history of dodging projectiles that could kill him, up to and including arrows and fireballs from enemy mages, makes great practice for dodging snowballs. Anders starts to run for the corner mansion where Alistair will lose track of him, scooping up snow as he goes. Revenge is best served wet and cold. (And icy hard with magic if he really dislikes the person, but he doesn't want to throw a chunk of ice and crack Alistair's head open.)
"I don't like surprises! Or wrath! What did I do to deserve this?" he gripes, lobbing a snowball in Alistair's direction. One thing apostates are good at: fleeing the scene. "Catch me if you can!"
The first person to come around the corner after him is getting a face full of snow.
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Okay, maybe not anyone. If Alistair's jest came to pass and Andraste graced Wonderland with her divine presence to throw snowballs at him from behind a bush, he'd be a little weirded out. Anyone aside from Andraste, though.
A lengthy history of dodging projectiles that could kill him, up to and including arrows and fireballs from enemy mages, makes great practice for dodging snowballs. Anders starts to run for the corner mansion where Alistair will lose track of him, scooping up snow as he goes. Revenge is best served wet and cold. (And icy hard with magic if he really dislikes the person, but he doesn't want to throw a chunk of ice and crack Alistair's head open.)
"I don't like surprises! Or wrath! What did I do to deserve this?" he gripes, lobbing a snowball in Alistair's direction. One thing apostates are good at: fleeing the scene. "Catch me if you can!"
The first person to come around the corner after him is getting a face full of snow.