Gods no. ( authors do not get any points with Hook these days, after one literally rewrote him into a grovelling coward that trembled whenever Blackbeard gave him a stern look. on top of that August was an author. a bunch of out of touch twats, authors. all of them.
nevermind the fact that he's probably dramatic and ridiculous enough to be a hell of an author. he certainly tells a good story, even stories that are only 3% reality and 97% embellishment. but how dare you imply, because no he is not a bloody author, thank you very much. )
If you must know, some horrible sod wrote about me, and he did so very poorly. Went on about my eyes being the color of flowers and... it was ridiculous.
( see, authors are the worst. and you are literally off the hook with Hook. nice job, Allistair, good call getting him off on an tangent about authors. )
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nevermind the fact that he's probably dramatic and ridiculous enough to be a hell of an author. he certainly tells a good story, even stories that are only 3% reality and 97% embellishment. but how dare you imply, because no he is not a bloody author, thank you very much. )
If you must know, some horrible sod wrote about me, and he did so very poorly. Went on about my eyes being the color of flowers and... it was ridiculous.
( see, authors are the worst. and you are literally off the hook with Hook. nice job, Allistair, good call getting him off on an tangent about authors. )