[There is a short delay before the next response, but eventually the owl returns, perhaps a little worse for wear. The letter itself is neatly folded, but the handwriting inside is less neat than in the first.]
Dear Sir or Madame Author,
We have decided to write separate responses so as to save you the trouble of answering all our questions at once. To be truthful, I myself have more than a few already, but I will attempt to keep this missive brief.
In sum, I am intrigued by how you sign under the title "The Author." While I have nothing against authors in general, I do have one particular author I would quite like to speak to. I would not be surprised if this place brought this author here simply because I have this interest in them.
So, my first question is this: What is it that you have authored?
In relation to this question, I also ask: Are you a wi man or woman?
I hope this letter finds you in continued good health, and apologize about stupefying Lee slightly. (He can fly quite fast and we were so curious about the letter. He should be fully fine in an hour or so!)
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Dear Sir or Madame Author,
We have decided to write separate responses so as to save you the trouble of answering all our questions at once. To be truthful, I myself have more than a few already, but I will attempt to keep this missive brief.
In sum, I am intrigued by how you sign under the title "The Author." While I have nothing against authors in general, I do have one particular author I would quite like to speak to. I would not be surprised if this place brought this author here simply because I have this interest in them.
So, my first question is this: What is it that you have authored?
In relation to this question, I also ask: Are you a
wiman or woman?I hope this letter finds you in continued good health, and apologize about stupefying Lee slightly. (He can fly quite fast and we were so curious about the letter. He should be fully fine in an hour or so!)
Best wishes,
Mr. Padfoot