"Both masterpieces," he says airily. For wildly different reasons, maybe, but hey, you're gonna have a good time either way.

Right, the static thing. Goddamn, what a nuisance. Alex makes a face.

"Bring the alcohol, and I'm in." He might be developing a mild drinking issue. But life's rough here in Wonderland, and he's gotta do something to take the edge off. Murder apparently doesn't cut it.