"Well, guess that means we're skipping out halfway through," Alex says faux-cheerfully. Which suits him just fine, honestly. It's not really a morals thing, or even a loyalty thing - Amy's not here to judge him, and he's pretty sure she'll never end up here in any case - but he's not one for shooting pin-ups, or whatever it is Darcy has planned.

"Or sooner." He wrinkles his nose. Yeah, not eager to sit through an X-rated calendar shoot. He's into art, not stuff that skirts the definition of. He crouches to tighten one of the lighting umbrella stands, which has a bolt that's slipping and throwing the balance off.