"God, Morty, don't remind me of that one, I'm still fucking pissed at that Krampus fucker, I swear to god the next time I see that Satan-wannabe I'm making a, a goddamn lamb roast out of his ass, that's what's g-gonna fucking happen."

The tavern one wasn't much better, but at least that one was mostly just boring. This event, though, this is actually fun. Whoever said the fake end of the world couldn't be fun? No one. In Rick's experience, the best time to be in any world is when it's ending.

Rick aims high and shoots one of the blind, clicking zombies right in the face, turning its head into purplish goo.

"Ha, that's what you get you...uh...shit, what's a type of mushroom. You fucking--portobello fucker."