Shit, that reminds Rick, he needs to actually secure that domain name before some other dumbfuck does. Or another Rick.
"Nah, we're more the, the Netflix exclusive type deal or Adult Swim or Showtime, something less classy. Or, fuck, dear God, you don't think we're on the CW do you? Jesus Christ, Morty, I can't be on the CW, Morty, for, for personal and a-a-a-also for legal reasons. Anyway, shut up, Morty, don't be so, so damn literal. You...Literal Larry or...what the fuck ever. Man. I hope we're not on the C--"
The world may never know what Rick's issues with the CW are, because right then a zombie pops out of an adjacent room and lunges at them. Rick shoves Morty's head down so he can shoot the zombie pretty much point blank right in the face. Though fortunately Rick ends up with most of the splatter.
Weeeeellllp that was a pretty close one actually, and those ones at the end of the hall are shambling a bit faster now, so Rick wastes them too.
"Okay, might wanna, we should probably start kicking down doors."
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"Nah, we're more the, the Netflix exclusive type deal or Adult Swim or Showtime, something less classy. Or, fuck, dear God, you don't think we're on the CW do you? Jesus Christ, Morty, I can't be on the CW, Morty, for, for personal and a-a-a-also for legal reasons. Anyway, shut up, Morty, don't be so, so damn literal. You...Literal Larry or...what the fuck ever. Man. I hope we're not on the C--"
The world may never know what Rick's issues with the CW are, because right then a zombie pops out of an adjacent room and lunges at them. Rick shoves Morty's head down so he can shoot the zombie pretty much point blank right in the face. Though fortunately Rick ends up with most of the splatter.
Weeeeellllp that was a pretty close one actually, and those ones at the end of the hall are shambling a bit faster now, so Rick wastes them too.
"Okay, might wanna, we should probably start kicking down doors."