A...vampire. Okay. Alex blinks a couple times as he digests that. Perspective, though, come on, Kralie. You're friends with a couple skeletons, a time-traveler, and a psychic - though "friends" would be kind of a strong term for his relationship with River. Acquaintances, maybe. Frenemies. Whatever.

But, yeah. Vampire. Not the weirdest thing ever, though it raises tons of logistical questions on vampire lore.

"Okay," he says, pulling the word out a few syllables past its expiration as he mulls the information over. "Okay. So. Vampire. What, uh...what changed, then? Why're you so cuddly now?"