"Amplify our worst--" Hang on. Hang on. Hang on just one tiny and wide-eyed, eyebrow-raised, and utterly appalled second. "Who started saying that? Because I've met mine, and I haven't got a smidge of that lunatic in me, and trust me, that's not the denial talking."

Arguably the worst of Philip wears his face too, but that is a completely different story. Now he just cringes, and turns the jar in his hands. He's going to need a shower, just for that thought.