"maybe this once." The ends very rarely justify the means, and they both know it. In most cases the two are actually completely separate.

Sans needs help in about 90% of the areas of his life and knows it. Maybe that's just another reason why he rigidly guards the other 10%. It's just a good thing that he's known his own limits for so long.

He stares at the handful of candy. Numberwise, it's not even a drop in the bucket.

"i mean, you remember the part where i have no dignity whatsoever, right? but i also wouldn't want to steal candy from a baby. guess it depends on what you want from me."