I'll take that as a yes, then. You know, Commander, try as I might, there are some things I simply can't avoid, and I feel we both know full well that being devastatingly handsome is one of them.

[To go to the effort to make himself appear otherwise would be the same as defacing a great work of art, would it not? He waits beside Cullen until the door opens, prepared to do his part--]

Trick or treat!

[-- only to end up with a garden snake getting thrown in his general direction instead of sweets, and he lets out a sharp note of surprise as he fumbles to grab hold of it.]

Fasta vass!