"Y-You realize you just jinxed it, right? M-Murphy's Law gonna wreck your shit now. I'll, I'll start putting together the tombstone. 'Here lies Shepard, sh-she tempted fate and got fucking owned.'"

Though honestly he has a feeling that is literally going to be on her actual tombstone at some point, considering what he knows of her. Hell, some variation of that will probably end up on his own tombstone. Assuming he gets one at all. Assuming he doesn't disintegrate somewhere all alone in the vast black of space.

Anyway.

"I got some novelty chocolate cigars." He pulls the box out of his pillowcase and shakes it at her. It's even got fancy fake writing on it to make it seem like the cigars are Cuban. "And they're like actually good chocolate, too, n-not that Hershey's shit."