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entrancelogs2016-07-19 12:29 am
wriggedywrecked) wrote in entrancelogs2016-07-19 12:29 am
[OPEN] all objects are temporarily unidentified, morty
Who: Rick Sanchez and YOU
Where: All over the damn place
When: Catch all for July and August
Rating: PG, PG-13 for potty mouth and Generalized Rick
Summary:TONY STARK Rick Sanchez WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE Wonderland! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! AKA Rick has rebuilt his junker UFO and is tooling around Wonderland in it being a threat to birds and people's sanity.
The Story:
A - Area 51 Eat Your Heart Out
Well, it took a month or two or three, but Rick's shitty UFO is finally complete, and it's a near-perfect replica of his ship at home. It's basically the most cliched UFO you've ever seen, shaped kinda like a hat or whatever, except that it looks like it flew right out of an alien junkyard. We're talking mismatched paint job, cracked windows, duct tape everywhere. Definitely the kind of car that gets your license revoked.
As if Rick cares about that shit. It's just nice to fly again, so that's what he does. There's a literal fucking UFO just tooling around during the day or the night, which might frankly be a little alarming. Or maybe you're used to this shit and just want nothing to do with aliens. Or maybe you want to try and blow it out of the air with a rocket launcher. Or maybe you're afraid of getting abducted? Either way, if Rick notices you down on the ground he might do a flyby or literally abduct you for shits and giggles. Don't worry he'd drop you off after a few minutes of screaming.
B - Fly the Unfriendly Skies
Maybe you're a cool kid who wants a ride in a fucking UFO. I mean, how many chances are you gonna get to ride in the shittiest UFO in the multiverse, anyway? Maybe you even want to help Rick harass people. You'd probably need to be a friend or an acquaintance or at least on Rick's "well I don't fucking hate them" list to take a joyride, but then again, maybe he's feeling generous. Though expect him to drop you in the ocean if you start treating it like a taxi service.
C - Quick, Load the Plutonium Before the Libyans Show Up
The shittiest UFO in the multiverse needs maintenance or refueling now and then. Rick tends to park the thing either out in the courtyard or on the roof. It's really standard shit, basically just imagine your weird grandpa digging around under the hood of his Oldsmobile, or rolling beneath the undercarriage to change the oil, or whatever the fuck people do to fix cars, I don't actually know. Rick will also be testing out the ship's AI, which will involve him talking to/running diagnostics on a semi-psychopathic computer with a feminine voice.
Wanna be the lucky asshole to hand another asshole the right Allen wrench? Wanna accidentally trigger the ship's defensive measures? Wanna find out what a Microverse Battery is? Go right ahead, though Rick may or may not be in a good mood.
D - WILD CARD, BITCHES!
Maybe you have wings and crashed into the ship, or maybe you accidentally teleported into the cockpit, or maybe there's a new zombie apocalypse and you desperately want help from the guy with a functional vehicle. DON'T EVEN TRIP, DAWG, THERE'S SOMETHING HERE FOR EVERYONE.
[ooc: This is basically a catch-all for the rest of July and August, so feel free to tag this whenever, wherever!]
Where: All over the damn place
When: Catch all for July and August
Rating: PG, PG-13 for potty mouth and Generalized Rick
Summary:
The Story:
A - Area 51 Eat Your Heart Out
Well, it took a month or two or three, but Rick's shitty UFO is finally complete, and it's a near-perfect replica of his ship at home. It's basically the most cliched UFO you've ever seen, shaped kinda like a hat or whatever, except that it looks like it flew right out of an alien junkyard. We're talking mismatched paint job, cracked windows, duct tape everywhere. Definitely the kind of car that gets your license revoked.
As if Rick cares about that shit. It's just nice to fly again, so that's what he does. There's a literal fucking UFO just tooling around during the day or the night, which might frankly be a little alarming. Or maybe you're used to this shit and just want nothing to do with aliens. Or maybe you want to try and blow it out of the air with a rocket launcher. Or maybe you're afraid of getting abducted? Either way, if Rick notices you down on the ground he might do a flyby or literally abduct you for shits and giggles. Don't worry he'd drop you off after a few minutes of screaming.
B - Fly the Unfriendly Skies
Maybe you're a cool kid who wants a ride in a fucking UFO. I mean, how many chances are you gonna get to ride in the shittiest UFO in the multiverse, anyway? Maybe you even want to help Rick harass people. You'd probably need to be a friend or an acquaintance or at least on Rick's "well I don't fucking hate them" list to take a joyride, but then again, maybe he's feeling generous. Though expect him to drop you in the ocean if you start treating it like a taxi service.
C - Quick, Load the Plutonium Before the Libyans Show Up
The shittiest UFO in the multiverse needs maintenance or refueling now and then. Rick tends to park the thing either out in the courtyard or on the roof. It's really standard shit, basically just imagine your weird grandpa digging around under the hood of his Oldsmobile, or rolling beneath the undercarriage to change the oil, or whatever the fuck people do to fix cars, I don't actually know. Rick will also be testing out the ship's AI, which will involve him talking to/running diagnostics on a semi-psychopathic computer with a feminine voice.
Wanna be the lucky asshole to hand another asshole the right Allen wrench? Wanna accidentally trigger the ship's defensive measures? Wanna find out what a Microverse Battery is? Go right ahead, though Rick may or may not be in a good mood.
D - WILD CARD, BITCHES!
Maybe you have wings and crashed into the ship, or maybe you accidentally teleported into the cockpit, or maybe there's a new zombie apocalypse and you desperately want help from the guy with a functional vehicle. DON'T EVEN TRIP, DAWG, THERE'S SOMETHING HERE FOR EVERYONE.
[ooc: This is basically a catch-all for the rest of July and August, so feel free to tag this whenever, wherever!]