( OPEN ) I'M TOO HOT (HOT DAMN)

[accelerate]

Who: Barry Allen and YOU!
Where: Grounds and kitchens, primarily.
When: 15/07 - 18/07 — Genderswap catch-all and post-event!
Rating: PG.
Summary: Barry Allen is the fastest woman alive. And a hopeless one at that.
The Story:



GROUNDS

Barry runs.

As a golden streak throughout Wonderland, she climbs up trees, hops over the tops of the canopy, skids along the water of the beach, and trips over sand effortlessly. She moves almost as though she's the wind itself, an electrical charge of Zeus readying a lightning strike to descend upon his own kingdom.

But the flawlessness stops there.

Perhaps if she donned her suit, it'd be easier to control the movements of her body. But without the comms pieces in her ears and her team easily monitoring her vitals, she runs on a whim dressed in jeans and a dark red tank top with a leather jacket.

Barry may run easily up the side of the mansion and phase through the walls and even almost fly, but she still sucks at landing.

When she skids to a halt, feet digging into the grass and with her Converse shoes (not the ones Idris had given her) on fire, she creates neat ditches in the ground. This propels her to lose her balance, her body not quite bracing itself properly for the wind she's pulled with her, and topples over the lip of the fountain, headfirst into the water

She rises with her thick, dark hair over her face, looking more like a wet Cousin It and sea urchin than woman. Fingers trying to peel her hair away so she can see, it begins to knot, and Barry, as always, looks like a mess.

But at least she's a sorry looking Lochness Monster cosplayer who can laugh at herself.

KITCHEN

With a pile of food — and many plates, mind you — set out on the kitchen table, Barry's almost having a feast for a party. But it's all for her.

And it isn't enough.

She has a mean craving for some cake, but without a plate to spare for her own tea party, she needs to open one of the cupboards to find one just for a slice of cake she has yet to find.

Petite and agile on her feet, her long hair whips over her shoulder, into her face, and brushes against her back with every quick turn of her head. Barry Allen has long, dark hair, thick and almost soft if not for the tangles it often gets itself into when she runs.

And she's very, very short.

Pushing herself onto the countertop, Barry tries to get her knees into the proper place to hold herself steady before attempting to stand. It's a little difficult, given how the cupboards jut out and almost reach as far as the countertop itself. But she's nothing if not persistent and even creative in her approach, trying to extend her leg so she can stand on a counter that hadn't been there the previous day.

If anything, she's trying to walk on air.

An awkward mess of limbs being thrown this way and that, she grabs hold of the cupboard handle. With her weight accidentally pulling against it, she opens the door, and almost falls right off the countertop.

OR A SCENARIO OF YOUR OWN CREATION

Literally the only wish I have is for it to be ridiculous.

( replies will come from spright! i will match your format, so please don't feel pressured to prose if you'd rather action spam! and the flash will not be available for this event unless you can think of a really dumbass scenario for it. please feel free to butcher these scenarios to your liking, or even toss another one at me. the dumber the scenario, the better. ♥ )