"I haven't aged for, well, several-hundred years myself. I stopped counting after a while, although, well, let's just say I wasn't expecting to have lived for this long."

"I, too, have had much time for hobbies. Mostly gardening in my case, but also I feel that I am a fine connoisseur of teas, and some combat training as well."

He looks around at the garden. "I wish I could say this was all my handiwork, but I believe that the magic which sustains this curious place does most of the work. I suspect, although I cannot be certain, that these plants were left a bit unruly for Wonderland to give me something to with my time. Only the ruminations of an old Monster, though."