[Stan jumps a little, but only because he was caught off guard. When he looks up, he's not at all surprised to see who's there, and just launches right into conversation.]
Ugh, you're tellin' me! This wasn't even supposed to be a sales day! I was supposed to just transfer these little jerks to someone else and take my cut, but the asshole wouldn't take 'em! So now I've gotta sell 'em quick to pay off the guy I got 'em from!
[The puppies, meanwhile, can hear something above them and are very excited to have a new friend. They keep jumping and yipping and firing their lasers up in the air. Some of them ricochet off the bottom of the fire escape and others scorch nearby walls.]
You, uh-- might wanna watch out. Turns out these guys have a pretty decent firing range.
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Ugh, you're tellin' me! This wasn't even supposed to be a sales day! I was supposed to just transfer these little jerks to someone else and take my cut, but the asshole wouldn't take 'em! So now I've gotta sell 'em quick to pay off the guy I got 'em from!
[The puppies, meanwhile, can hear something above them and are very excited to have a new friend. They keep jumping and yipping and firing their lasers up in the air. Some of them ricochet off the bottom of the fire escape and others scorch nearby walls.]
You, uh-- might wanna watch out. Turns out these guys have a pretty decent firing range.