[Usually Stan's not selling anything that would or should be sold to children, but he'd called out to this one because well, maybe he'd go try and get his parents to buy him a laser puppy. He...wasn't really expecting this to turn into cops and robbers, but he can roll with it. Sure, whatever. As long as he can slip out of the "robber" role, that is.]

Uhhhh. You're too late, Officer! I already caught the perps! Wanna see?

[Stan looks around to make sure no one's looking (where the hell are this kid's parents?!) and gestures for him to come a little closer to see the criminals in question - an open refrigerator box full of puppies that shoot laser out of their eyes.]

Yep. They wouldn't stop so I had to put 'em in jail. Bail's a thousand bucks per pup.