Jokes. That's how you bury your self-loathing, right? The best comedians always hate themselves in some fashion.

[The destruction of someone's self is always a hilarious thing to watch. It's part of the reason he enjoys tearing other people down. How they cry and squirm and deny... it's riveting.]

A super-fan? Once again, you can't see the truth right in front of you. I cannot be a fan because I am the star. I love me, and only me. And since he's a part of me, anything of his is mine, and anything of mine is his. It's really quite simple.

[His other hand grips the bottom of the hoodie, beginning to tug it up.]

That means this "gift" of yours? Is mine!