[Even without being magical, he might still have some tales that could raise the hairs on the back of John's neck. He grins a little at the challenge, then nods and lifts his eyes to the ceiling while he thinks.]

A'right... I got a few. Not sure 'f I could pick the best... 'f there really is a 'best'. Eh... most of 'em end up with me nearly gettin' myself killed.