FEV. 'Forced Evolutionary Virus'. Somethin' the American government was workin' on before the Great War. Well... it works.

[It works too well, as far as Dan is concerned. Nothing should be able to create things like that. But then.. he thinks that about a lot of things in the Wasteland, and there they are, walking around like it's normal to be a car-sized scorpion or a literally fire-breathing ant the size of a large dog.]

Oscar ain't half-dead. 'E's half-robot. A cyberdog.