"Gosh, people in the furture have got to start getting it right already!" Coraline exclaims- and no worries, Dan, it's obviously not the first time she's heard that the World Went Tits Up Somehow. In fact, it's starting to become such a pattern that she wished she knew who to blame, just so she could find them if they existed back in her own existence and stop them from making an awful mistake or two. "Why are so many earths totally messed up in different ways! You all make me worried sick!"

But she sounds the sort of worried that's more like a vague annoyance, quick to slide like water off a duck's back and be done with a moment later, as she continues ruffling the dog's head.

"We keep snowglobes!" She added, not sure what exactly was so weird or wrong about that. "My folks and me... we got one from the zoo, when we went last time."