[Sirius actually takes a few steps back in his surprise. The robot and his height were imposing, but this bird is practically radiating a barrier between itself and the rest of the world. It is too beautiful for all this. It actually takes a moment for Sirius to interpret what he's seen correctly.

And when he sees the way the bird is squinting at him (can peacocks even do that?), he actually has to ask himself if he did have something to do with it.]

Wh-- no, I don't even have my wand. You must have done it, just thinking about it!

[He looks at the boxes and the lasers, then back at the bird. The bird that lacks thumbs and is mostly suited for displaying its delicate feathers.]

...I have no idea how this would be helpful, now that you've done it.