[Friend-sloth headbutts his butt. Distantly, Sans remembers that he's never actually had a butt before, and that this is going to be something he has to laugh about later on, because this is objectively hilarious.]
[Sloths can't laugh, though. They climb trees and hang around, and that is ten thousand percent okay with him right now. But alright, he sees what friend-sloth is going for. Use your legs kinda like hands or something. Put some force into them. Okay.]
[He manages to get one clawed foot hooked around the tree. Then slowly manages the other. Oh man. He is totally clinging to this tree. Nice. This is a good tree.]
[Now there's that whole climbing thing. He sort of looks back at friend-sloth. Okay, so...it's probably just your standard one foot in front of the other thing, right? He moves one front paw upward, grabs some bark a bit higher. Levers himself up further, shifts the other paw. Shifts his feet. It's all very slow and methodical, but he is definitely climbing this tree and that's amazing.]
[He makes a sort of weird sound of slothy triumph.]
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[Sloths can't laugh, though. They climb trees and hang around, and that is ten thousand percent okay with him right now. But alright, he sees what friend-sloth is going for. Use your legs kinda like hands or something. Put some force into them. Okay.]
[He manages to get one clawed foot hooked around the tree. Then slowly manages the other. Oh man. He is totally clinging to this tree. Nice. This is a good tree.]
[Now there's that whole climbing thing. He sort of looks back at friend-sloth. Okay, so...it's probably just your standard one foot in front of the other thing, right? He moves one front paw upward, grabs some bark a bit higher. Levers himself up further, shifts the other paw. Shifts his feet. It's all very slow and methodical, but he is definitely climbing this tree and that's amazing.]
[He makes a sort of weird sound of slothy triumph.]