_{[As per cosmic law, beans certainly do have some interesting digestive properties in Thedas, much as they do on Earth, but magical? He's ingested some real magical substances in his day, and beans tally up on the low end of the scale.]}

I sense one of two things about to happen: I laugh with you and get another drink, or I get that next drink and groan into it.

_{[... A little of both, as it turns out. Sweet Maker, he needs another second to absorb that into himself.]}

An ode to flatulence, now I've heard it all. And I'll never unhear it. Bravo.

_{[A performance like that deserves a laugh and clap of hands from around his bottle. Is she sure they don't have dwarves in her world? Because that sounds frighteningly like a little ditty Oghren might have invented on the can with his trousers down.]}