It's certainly longer than I wanted to be here upon initially being kidnapped.

[He's frank about it. He was kidnapped. No need to beat around the bush.]

That's a sentiment a lot of people here seem to share. In between events this place is almost tolerable! But that's how it gets you, of course. I was lucky enough to come from a relatively stable and happy homeworld, a bit removed from the major strife of the past.

[Give or take a couple of months. He grins a little cheekily, giving Stefan a wink.]

What about you? Did you burst into Wonderland fresh from a life-changing fight? Or perhaps right after a heart-rending conversation? Or some other manner of high drama that you're itching to get back to?

[What a loquacious way to ask about someone's home life, Mettaton.]