"A Gyftrot is a type of monster. Sort of resembles a reindeer, but with trees for antlers and a sort of sideways mouth, like mandibles. Some teens got the idea to decorate its head, as a joke. People felt bad for it, so they started decorating regular trees, too. Charming little tradition, is it not?" They don't bother to bring up the obvious "why didn't anyone just help the Gyftrot undecorate itself" hole in the concept, nor do they point out "they probably lifted the idea from Christmas-themed garbage they fished out of the dump, honestly." It takes away from the fun.

"As for Asgore, he's my-"

...

My dad.

"Asgore is the king of all monsterkind," Chara says, instead. "He's here in Wonderland, as a matter of fact. You may run into him sometime."